22 years young - graduated - becoming a house cat - Pittsburgh, PA.

I really like the word synecdoche, eggs over easy, and naps. I have teeth and an affinity for bodies of water. I'm destined to end up on a coast.

This blog is only a small fraction of who I am. If you actually want to get to know me, you should message me.

Well, that's all the time I had for my profile. I hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an underlying revisionist conceit that belied this profiles emotional attachments to the subject matter. (If you get this reference, you should definitely message me.)